Concrete Jungle Blue T-Shirt
Concrete Jungle Blue T-Shirt

Concrete Jungle Blue T-Shirt

Regular price $20.00 Sale

Hey, you can't just go around shirtless everywhere like some kind of care-free bon vivant!

That's right, there are laws and norms which basically require you to get a Concrete Jungle shirt. Sorry, but we don't make the rules. 

Features of the Concrete Jungle T-shirt:

  • Guaranteed to meet all legal shirt requirements, permitting entry in to a variety of establishments.
  • Signals to others that you know about eating things off of trees and will be a useful ally during any variety of forthcoming apocalypse.

Now unfortunately we don't have any pants or shoes on offer at the moment, so you won't be fully street-legal with just the shirt, but you could always sign up for our mailing list to find out when the latest batch of CJ-approved hot pants and sandals are due to arrive.

(WARNING: SHIRT IS NOT EDIBLE)